Already have my book? Why not support another Robert Taylor?
After years of battling for Google supremacy with the tens of thousands of other Robert Taylors out there, I've finally run into one I'm happy to lose out to.
For a mere £5 you can own Robert Taylor's Shark attack - the poems are back and its poem about "that strange Wigglewogglehoggle Bird".
One day, Robert Taylor, I too will write a poem about the Wigglewogglehoggle Bird, and on that day I will reclaim my title as Poet Laureate of the world's Robert Taylors. But until then the crown is yours, good sir.