6/20/2023

Malahat Review Listserv Found Poem #5

  

Not As Funny - Mary Peelen

I promise that nothing you write 

will be funny at all. You're 

making the notifications worse. 

Please correct this mistake! 

If this is not corrected 

I will be forced to 

“reply all” to this email. 


Criminal charges are in order. 

Everyone: random people, 

famous writers including me: 

STOP for the love of GOD 


please stop. I'll definitely 

send flowers. You are not 

as funny as you imagine 

yourself to be 

but I will re-subscribe 

as soon as the email fiasco 

is resolved. 



Thank you to Mary Peelen for this one. You can read all the found poems in this series here. To submit your own, email it to me at roblucastaylor(at)gmail(dot)com.


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